Laundry Day at Sharon’s house

1) Sharon: “Gee, I’m half way disappointed. When we were married it was always the bottom half that was left exposed.”

2) Nick: “I spit remove stains by gargling orange juice with my saliva. It works wonders.”

3) Nick: “Oh Sharon, can you be a pal and have these clothes washed and fully ironed by this afternoon? I have plans to spend the weekend at Palm Beach and the fellows at the country club will just kill me if I’m not fully chic.”