12 Nov Photo CaptionsLittle does Simon know… Connor’s carrying a pocket knife! Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Phyllis is man’s best friend Chance texts Abby from the ceiling
1) Connor: “Mom, Grandpa gave me a knife. Is it alright if I carve my initials on uncle Nick’s thighs?”
2) Connor: “Knife? Who cares about the knife. It is a good thing that Simon doesn’t know about the Uzi.”
3) Connor: “Now I know why everybody in this town is a borderline psychopath.”
Hahaha omg