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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Jack: “I’m just scoping out the quickest route to the washrooms. At my dotage my colon is one step away from making friends with Depends.”

2) Nick: “Awkward seeing the two of you together again but, come to think about it, with Jack’s reputation of late, he makes Pope Benedict appear like Hugh Hefner.”

3) Nikki: “It’s no wonder this place is raking it in: what other restaurant bill you for orders that are never served?”