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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Nikki: “I am channeling my lifelong ambition of becoming a grizzled, old, garbage can scrounging, cat lady.”

2) Nikki: “Who knew that your wildest sex fantasy was me dressed in a gray wig and cataract glasses dusting the mantle.”

3) Nikki: “For some strange reason donning this gray, old wig is giving me cravings of watching reruns of ‘Murder She Wrote’.”