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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Abby: “So that’s where my intrauterine device fell. No wonder I couldn’t get pregnant. Boy, if only I had known I had one on four months ago.”

2) Abby: “Boy, the help has really dropped the ball ever since Esther left. Wait a minute….I didn’t hire any help.”

3) Quick, alert Frodo and Gandalf before Gollum lay sights on it.