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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
6 years ago

1) Mariah: “The last time you wacked me over the head you were imagining I was Sage haunting you from the dead. What’s your excuse this time?”

2) Mariah: “Boy, if the price for dropping a bottle of Coors Light was this severe I wonder what the penalty would be if I had brought the premium brand.”

3) Sharon: “Don’t be frightened Mariah. I’m just practicing my moves should Mia ever appear through that door.”