13 Jan Photo CaptionsMariah welcomes home Sharon and Rey “I figured you might like to be alone, so I brought you some balloons.” Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Naya tells Amanda she was a mistake Lily orders dinner for one
1) Sharon: “Mariah! How dare you barge into us! What if we had become intimate?”
Mariah: “Oh mom, who are you trying to kid? We both know you two are too dull to have anything even remotely described as a sex life.”
2) Mariah: “I thought helium would help in deadening the pain once the realization of marrying a purseholder settles in.”
3) Mariah: “Well, dare I say that I am more than just a little surprised. I thought Adam would have been through by now. This was for the divorce.”
Didn’t watch the show. And thanks to your caption. I don’t think I need too. Who greets a couple when they come home from a honeymoon?
They are back? How did it go?