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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Great idea for a peep hole if your eye was in the shape of a coffee mug.

2) Nick: “Damn! Even the dealer down on the corner charges less for his crack cocaine.”

3) Nick: “Coffee? No. I’m here for the rebound sex the instant Sharon gets transfixed once again by my baby blue eyes and the realization that I am just like a sweet, little puppy in need of love.”