“Would you like to see my father’s pocket watch? His initials “VN” are engraved on the back.”
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1) Nick: “Why back in the antebellum South we could pitchfork 18 bales of cotton every hour from sunrise to sunset on ye old Riverboat Queen before them Yankee Carpetbaggers gave the black folk their freedom.”
2) Nick: “I was actually going for 1970’s pimp but somehow I ended up becoming a reject from Prince’s Purple Rain tour.”
3) Nick: “Vikki I think you have applied too much talcum powder to achieve that ghostly, death like pallor.”
Victoria: “What talcum powder?”