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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Nikki: “The youth of today have no comprehension of the word struggle. I had to join a sex cult, stripped naked for money in front of strangers and kill two people before I landed my sugar daddy.”

2) Nikki: “Race has nothing to do with my objection to this relationship. It is that I have an aversion to anyone who doesn’t realize his hair resembles a dishwashing scouring pad.”

3) Nikki: “Word of advice: if you go any slower on your relationship Faith you are liable to make Mother Teresa look like Lady Gaga.”