“Mrs. Martinez! We need oatmeal raisin cookies STAT!”

“What?! I’m not Nick! I’m Nick’s evil twin! Mwahaha???”

“… and don’t even think about coming to the book club this week. I talked to Jan, and you’re OUT!”

“Lauren, when I picked YOU to design my wedding dress, I thought there would be, well… LESS of it.”

“Who’s a good little loaf of bread? You are! You are!”