“Careful, you never know when my swim trunks might fly off!” #birthdaysuit #notanlines

“Yes, I’d like to order one french fry, please. Oh, can you include napkins? Thank you!”

“I figured you might like to be alone, so I brought you some balloons.”

“I think what you meant to say was… YOU made a mistake!!!”

“Please pick dare, please pick dare, please pick dare!”