“No, I’m not crying! There’s just something in my eye…”
“Really, I’d just like to be as far away from Sharon’s wedding as possible…”
“… and it couldn’t make me happier!”
“Yeah, I use them when I shoot people. So what?! What’s your point?”
“The joke’s on YOU! I like being handcuffed.”
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