“Somebody turn on some Pink Floyd. I’m trippin’ balls right now!”

“Victor, you’ve got the cash, but I’ve got the BODY! (which can also be used to make cash…)”

“Buy yourself a pair of tight leopard print pants to go with that hair.”

Poppin’ that collar like a NEWMAN!

“I’m auditioning to replace Vicki Lawrence on “Mama’s Family!””

“What’s on the menu for tonight? Rats?”