“I was going to pick something tasteful, but then I thought, WHY?”
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Jun
“Talk is cheap, and I’m all out of jokes about my scorpion.”
17
Jun
Jun
“Man, it feels so good to be marrying a woman who wants ME and only ME!”
16
Jun
Jun
“Yes, I did order a jumbo man, but this is not exactly what I had in mind.”
15
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Jun
“Enjoy your wedding, because your funeral is next!”
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Jun
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