“… and make this young lady put on some clothes. It’s freezing in here. Even my jacket needs a sweater!”

“Nick? It’s me, Nick! I know, Nick. I’m Nick too! But, dude, how can we both be Nicks? I don’t know, dude, but one of us gets to go home to Chelsea tonight! Duuuude!!! Fist bumps.”

“Open your eyes, Kyle. Theo is harmless!”

“Would you like to see my father’s pocket watch? His initials “VN” are engraved on the back.”

“This makes our one-night-stand in New York so much more awkward!!!”

Victoria: “Can I offer you a different chair? Or a couch perhaps?”