“OMG, I’m a corn star!”
The clouds parted and the angels sang: “I am totally going to put this in my book!”
“Can I borrow 20 bucks? I spent all money on this sweet three-piece suit and aviator sunglasses.”
“That’s right, I’m leaving Newman Enterprises to become a nun!”
… and then Nick burst into flames.
“Aw, it looks just like Theo!”







