Week of January 27-31, 2020
31
Jan
Jan
“I’m learning to crochet, so I don’t unravel. Get it? Got it? Good.”
30
Jan
Jan
“I’m putting “date” in quotes, because I’m 90% terrified of you.”
30
Jan
Jan
“You just don’t understand me, mom and dad! I mean, Victoria. I mean, officer. I mean… world!”
29
Jan
Jan
Who wouldn’t want to join this winners’ circle?
28
Jan
Jan
“If he’s getting back together with Sharon, I’m getting back together with vodka!”