“Ok, I forgive you. Let’s do piggy back rides!!!”

“Please don’t let me get hit with a dinner roll…”

“The mirror on the ceiling is great, isn’t it? Hilary had it installed. Er, I mean. It came with the house!”

“I thought I might get lucky, so I put a fortune cookie on my head!”

“Fortunately, we know Chance isn’t dealing is guns… because I’ve got them all.”

“When did they stop carrying those fluffy pink cupcakes I like?!”