“‘Cuz don’t even think about asking her to the Homecoming dance, bro!”

“I’ve used half a bottle of water, and this place STILL isn’t clean!”

“Ooh, these are made of chocolate, right? YUMMY!”

“Do as I say, not as I… DUUUUUUDE!”

“… and I’ve got 2 more of these serving platters just waiting for you.”