“Nope. My only walk of shame was from my office to my empty bed.”

“I have plans for world domination, but first… Who’s up for shots?!”

“Don’t worry! A lease is just like a marriage. We can break it anytime!”

“How did Phyllis know my fantasy is to get caught robbing a liquor store?!”

“If I kill AJ Montalvo, maybe mom will make a peach pie.”