“Go ahead. Take it. Just pay me 10% in royalties this time.”

“It’s just what I’ve always wanted!”

“Look at it this way: Even the greatest romances only last 1-2 years.”

… or until the end of the week!

THIS is how I would like my morning coffee delivered from now on. By Nick… in his boxer briefs… which are creeping up real nicely on that one side.