Dear Phyllis… SHE’S AFTER YOUR MAN!!!!

“Let’s chat, have some coffee, maybe go for a drive…”

“I don’t want to ruin the moment, but weren’t my Mom and Dad in this tent getting a couple’s massage last night?!”

“Ah, there’s nothing we love more than a massage in a public place…”

“Yeah, this bridesmaids dress would be great… for a CLOWN WEDDING”.