“I had some spare time this year, so I plucked the feathers from tonight’s turkey to make this lovely mantle arrangement! What do you guys think?”

Two identical recipes for Maime’s Apple Party Salad?! Something’s not right here. I don’t even think this IS Maime’s recipe box, and I’m starting to think maybe this show isn’t real!

… but NOT in a good way!

“There’s something different about you, Chance, but I just can’t put my finger on it.”