Phyllis and Nick spend their wedding night on the jet
“Talk is cheap, and I’m all out of jokes about my scorpion.”
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Phyllis: “Joining the ‘Mile High Club’ six months pregnant isn’t what is creeping me out. What is creeping me out is that you instructed the pilots to switch on the autopilot so that they could watch.” 2) Phyllis: “Gosh darn it; can you imagine? 30,000 feet up in the sky and what do you see looking out the window? The unquenchable gaze of paparazzi cameras.” 3) Nick: “…and you can rest assured that this plane is not inhabited by evil spirits. There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that dad eliminated his enemies by feeding them to the… Read more »
1) Phyllis: “Joining the ‘Mile High Club’ six months pregnant isn’t what is creeping me out. What is creeping me out is that you instructed the pilots to switch on the autopilot so that they could watch.” 2) Phyllis: “Gosh darn it; can you imagine? 30,000 feet up in the sky and what do you see looking out the window? The unquenchable gaze of paparazzi cameras.” 3) Nick: “…and you can rest assured that this plane is not inhabited by evil spirits. There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that dad eliminated his enemies by feeding them to the… Read more »