“I had to choose between the plant and the giant Kleenex. I picked the plant.”
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Hahaha, how is this the first time I am noticing this big white Kleenex sculpture.
1) David Attenborough: “And here we see the Phyllis spider monkey in her natural habitat, sneaking behind people’s backs to grab a peek of their dirty laundry.”
2) Guess what the guy who screwed up the shark dance at the Katy Perry Superbowl show is doing?
3) Phyllis: “It’s a memento. Its what’s left of the fender from the car I used to try to kill Chris.