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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Summer (in answer to Phyllis’s questioning of her relationship with Theo): “Well at least my evenings aren’t spent washing down a bag of Cheese Doodles while cycling through a month’s load of Netflix’s Video on Demand schedule.”

2) Phyllis: “Remind me again on how you finally realized it was over when Kyle blurted out ‘Lola’ while in the throws of making love.”

3) Phyllis: “Let’s face it. If we were to make an audit of our love lives I think we would both be arrested for dipping too much into the cookie jar.”