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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Waitress: “I’m sorry but, just in case you got the wrong impression, I don’t go that way.”

2) Waitress: “Sorry ma’am but the psychotherapy waitress is over at table six and there is a 1,500 dollar cover charge.”

3) Waitress (thought bubble): “Another wacko wanting to spill her heart out. (Sigh). Maybe I shouldn’t have short changed that lady six cents for her ice cream.”