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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) “Oh in our hometown of Milwaukee we’re known by different names. We work in a beer brewery and back home we’re called Laverne and Shirley.”

2) Roz: “Actually, these aren’t jewelry. What we have hidden in the box are our husbands’s testicles. They donated them to us as a sign of their complete emasculation.”

3) Sherry: “Some people confuse us as lesbians but, I don’t know. It’s just that we have never been able to land a date. It’s mind-boggling. What in the world would a man have against a chatty, self-possessed, Sisterhood-of-the-Traveling-Pants wannabe?”