Sharon and Nick being Mom and Dad

1) Sharon: “So Noah is putting the make on the girl who dumped him for his sister? And they say we are the messed up ones.”

2) Sharon: “Young love is nice but if Noah expects to live under my roof he better not let Tessa forget that $200,000 loot we paid her.”

3) Nick: “From the look of that blouse I guess breast cancer is the best thing to ever happen to cleavage since padded bras.”