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zoperxplex
zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Rey: “I’ll just lay this St. Valentine’s Day bouquet on the table sweetie pie and I’ll get back to baking my butterscotch muffins in the oven.”

2) Sharon: “Rey, if you were any more metrosexual I swear you could replace Mariah as Abby’s surrogate candidate.”

3) Sharon: “So, this is your way of compensating for your micropenis?”