19 Feb Photo CaptionsSharon’s receives Valentines Day flowers “Oh, Adam, you shouldn’t have! Set them right here on our coffee table, Rey.” Have a funny caption or something to say? Share it! Abby and Nina are online sperm shopping “Isn’t it comforting to know some things never change.”
1) Rey: “I’ll just lay this St. Valentine’s Day bouquet on the table sweetie pie and I’ll get back to baking my butterscotch muffins in the oven.”
2) Sharon: “Rey, if you were any more metrosexual I swear you could replace Mariah as Abby’s surrogate candidate.”
3) Sharon: “So, this is your way of compensating for your micropenis?”