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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
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6 years ago

1) Sharon: “Sell the house if you must Nick but nay stand betwixt me and my Red Power Ranger.”

2) Sharon: “I was just pretending to morph into my adolescent stage Nick. I understand that this is a sexual turn on for elderly gentlemen suffering from erectile dysfunction.”

3) Nick: “Holy Jesus of Nazareth! Don’t you remember the last time you thought a glue gun would make a enticing sex toy? It took the whole G.C.F.D. to pull us apart.”