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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
3 years ago

1) Abby: “I just hope they aren’t dinosaur bones”

(Editor’s note: they were actually mastodon bones but the readers wouldn’t get the joke)

2) Stitch: “It’s the gift that you have always been asking about.”

Abby: “What gift was that?”

Stitch: “Where I store all the hair I shave off the top of my head.”

3) Stitch: “Oh, one thing before I go I thought you should know. While I was at the sperm bank I switched Devon’s sperm sample for mine. I hope you don’t mind. Byeeee.”