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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Summer: “Let me spell it out for you, co-ha-bi-tate, it means that this time you better put your ‘rubbers’ on and don’t leave your little pinkys dangling in the air like you used to do.”

2) Summer: “O.K., its agreed then, we’ll cohabitate but this time you’re forking over the rent money before the landlord starts getting tunnelvision over my cleavage.”

3) Summer: “Why bother with a ceremony? With our family history shacking up is just as permanent an institution as marriage.”