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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Summer: “Hello, is this Fleetwood Mac? I am inquiring about your help wanted ad concerning a Stevie Nicks replacement.”

2) Summer: “Of course I had to run away from my elopement. Kyle could not keep a straight face when the minister got to the part of ‘to have and to hold; in sickness and in health; ’til death do you part’.”

3) Summer: “What do you mean I can continue going incognito disguised as a man! You try passing yourself off as a fella with size D chesticles.”