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1) Mariah: “With all this autotuning I can’t tell whether that’s you or an irish wolfhound in heat.”
2) Tessa: “And with your buns bigger than Kim Kardashian’s our sex tape is sure to sell millions.”
3) Mariah: “I haven’t seen an idea this bad since ABC thought it would be a good idea to hire Mariah Carey for a New Year’s Eve celebration.”
Oh no, don’t hold back Zoperxplex, tell us how you really feel.