Theo tells Mariah about his family pen pain

1) Theo: “According to legend after Stuart Brooks described how he would use that pen on his own interns he inspired Bill Clinton to do the same with Monica Lewinsky and a cigar.” Mariah: “Ewwweeeeee!” 2) Theo: “And to think the hours I spent listening to the rantings of a senile octogenarian only to get paid less than a miserable palm seed oil farmer toiling slavishly in a tin horn, two-bit, Third World slimehole Jabot Cosmetics loves to exploit for their fabulous profits.” 3) Theo: “Go ahead and make fun. At least I am not the one who got married… Read more »