“Don’t ask about the German accent. It’s a long story.”
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Zoperxplex
4 years ago
1) Victor’s father, Albert Miller: “Can you do a favor for me son and call the nurse? I am going to need her to change my Depends, unless you care to do the honors?”
2) Victor: “If you think being 90 years of age and a paraplegic from the waist down would make it impossible to maintain sexual stamina you try fathering three children after being shish kebobed in the family jewels by a spear gun.”
3) For Victor Newman family means everything. Which is why he has been married 17 times.
1) Victor’s father, Albert Miller: “Can you do a favor for me son and call the nurse? I am going to need her to change my Depends, unless you care to do the honors?”
2) Victor: “If you think being 90 years of age and a paraplegic from the waist down would make it impossible to maintain sexual stamina you try fathering three children after being shish kebobed in the family jewels by a spear gun.”
3) For Victor Newman family means everything. Which is why he has been married 17 times.