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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
4 years ago

1) Victor: “That dress kind of reminds me of that episode of “I Love Lucy”. You know, where Ethel and Lucy surprisingly discover that the latest fashion craze on the Parisian runways were burlap sacks.”

2) Victor: “Now I know I missed my calling. If you want to be truly evil you need to dedicate yourself to haute couture. Convince vacuous heiresses to pay thousands for an ensemble that only cost a few dollars out of a Bangladeshi sweatshop.”

3) Nikki: “I thought go Lady Gaga tonight. That is why there are cutout holes for all the private parts.”