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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
5 years ago

1) Billy: “I haven’t had sex in such a long time my testicles have grown this big.”

2) Billy: “Now I know why your nickname in high school was the ‘Good Humour Girl’ because if you were any more frigid you would turn into a popsicle.”

3) Billy: “Now that we are no longer a couple what do you think about me letting hair down, splashing on the eyeliner and joining a Rod Stewart inspired glam rock band?”