“Can somebody please call Mr. Newman? His sperm is on fire again!”
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Zoperxplex
5 years ago
1) Sperm Bank Technician: “Ever since Kim Kardashian’s sex tape went viral our cryogenic tanks can’t keep up with the supply.”
2) Sperm Bank Technician: “Careful with those samples. Just imagine where we would be without all the future maladjusted misanthropes stored in the spawn of our illustrious citizens.”
3) Sperm Bank Technician: “The rivalry between Victor and Jack is getting ridiculous. Now both are trying to top the other’s weekly deposit to their local sperm bank.”
1) Sperm Bank Technician: “Ever since Kim Kardashian’s sex tape went viral our cryogenic tanks can’t keep up with the supply.”
2) Sperm Bank Technician: “Careful with those samples. Just imagine where we would be without all the future maladjusted misanthropes stored in the spawn of our illustrious citizens.”
3) Sperm Bank Technician: “The rivalry between Victor and Jack is getting ridiculous. Now both are trying to top the other’s weekly deposit to their local sperm bank.”
Victor’s frozen sperm sample is a soap staple.