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Damn those cell phones…always causing dropped calls and dropped women….
Dang, that bitch is tough… Wait a second: is that other bitch kissing MY man?!
i’m checking her pulse, and forgetting my lipstick. i just CAN NOT handle a crisis.
“Blonde Avenger knocks Phyl the Big Red slut down on her ass…victory is mine!”
Dang those Abbotts. My Chanel creamy nude wears off after 15 minutes, but to wipe away Jabot Everlasting Abricot is going to take Mr. Clean.
“This is seriously going to ruin my chances of ever sleeping with Daniel.”