1) Jack: “He’s my father.”
SLAP
“He’s my brother.”
SLAP
“He’s my father.”
SLAP
“He’s my father and my brother.”
(Reference to “Chinatown” if John Abbott happened to have had a one night stand with Graham’s mother Myrna.)
2) John: “You see what you did Ashley, you stirred things up. This older woman/younger man epidemic has gone too far!”
3) Graham: “That’s right Jack, I’m your new dad. Now I expect to see you in your jammies waiting under the tree for Christmas.”
1) Jack: “He’s my father.”
SLAP
“He’s my brother.”
SLAP
“He’s my father.”
SLAP
“He’s my father and my brother.”
(Reference to “Chinatown” if John Abbott happened to have had a one night stand with Graham’s mother Myrna.)
2) John: “You see what you did Ashley, you stirred things up. This older woman/younger man epidemic has gone too far!”
3) Graham: “That’s right Jack, I’m your new dad. Now I expect to see you in your jammies waiting under the tree for Christmas.”