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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Nick: “Wonderful idea Chelsea. He only tickles your spine while mine’s wants to break my back!”

Chelsea: “That’s the best solution for your sacroiliac problems Nick. No pain, no gain.”

2) Nick: “Oh! Oh! Ooooohhhhh!”

Chelsea: “Yes Nick. Yes. Yes. This is almost as good as sex. Am I right?”

Nick: “I think I just burst a hernia.”

3) Nick: “What’s that Chelsea, you use dad’s money for the massage? Then can I keep her after the session?”