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Beatrice Randolph
Beatrice Randolph
8 years ago

“You really need a better manicurist”

Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
8 years ago

1) Victor: “What makes you think that I perform in gay pornography?”

Nikki: “With that mustache you could have had me fooled”

2) Victor: “Here, allow me demonstrate my hand massage technique.”

Nikki: “So long as my sixth finger doesn’t disturb you.”

3) Victor: “Nikki I love you. Will you marry me?”

Nikki: “I will Victor. However, you don’t need to manhandle my arm to convince me.”

Victor: “Sorry. It’s an old habit from my days stocking the sultan’s harem.”