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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Russian prostitute: “I was forced to grovel and humiliate myself for the pleasure of my tormentor and made to have sex in order to survive my ordeal.”

Scott: “Why would you come from so far away to subject yourself to that?”

Russian prostitute: “What so far away? That’s what I did routinely in Russia at the DMV.”

2) Russian prostitute: “None of that ‘sixteen rubles and a half used container of dental floss’ mister! This is America, I demand greenbacks!”

3) Russian Prostitute: “No. You trying to imitate Jim Carrey does not make you look any sexier.”