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Zoperxplex
Zoperxplex
7 years ago

1) Jack (Interior monologue): “I’m so bitter over what they have done to me. This Christmas, no presents for anyone and that includes me!”

2) Jack: “I better not hang any stockings up for Abby. Since she found out that she and Billy are not related he’s liable to be her next conquest.”

3) Jack: “Seriously, who the he’ll hangs up stockings any longer when you have Amazon.com?”