“‘Twas the night before… Crap! The book caught on fire again!!!”
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Zoperxplex
8 years ago
1) Victor: “…and on the second day Victor Newman called forth ‘Let there be light’ and there was light and he saw that it was good…”
2) Victor: “I know it’s early to give this to you son, but nonetheless here is your Christmas gift, 1,000 shares of Newman Enterprises.”
3) Victor: ” ‘After Scrooge gave Tiny Tim his present he sat down with the family of Bob Cratchit to eat a hardy meal of Pheasant and candied yams.’ What the hell is candied yams?”
1) Victor: “…and on the second day Victor Newman called forth ‘Let there be light’ and there was light and he saw that it was good…”
2) Victor: “I know it’s early to give this to you son, but nonetheless here is your Christmas gift, 1,000 shares of Newman Enterprises.”
3) Victor: ” ‘After Scrooge gave Tiny Tim his present he sat down with the family of Bob Cratchit to eat a hardy meal of Pheasant and candied yams.’ What the hell is candied yams?”