“All these people interrupting my daydreaming…now where was I? Oh yea, headmaster Gloria was about to dole out some corporal punishment to me for being a naughty boy.”
Zoperxplex
8 years ago
1) Jack: “Let’s see, what was those fabulous morsels of wisdom that dad used to say to me concerning his best business advice: ‘Son, use your head and not your…’ .”
2) Jack: “My head tells me Phyllis, but my loins tells me Gloria.”
3) Jack: “Damn! I knew Ashley was eager to replace me at Jabot, but I never suspected she was so mad she would kick me in the jimmy!”
“All these people interrupting my daydreaming…now where was I? Oh yea, headmaster Gloria was about to dole out some corporal punishment to me for being a naughty boy.”
1) Jack: “Let’s see, what was those fabulous morsels of wisdom that dad used to say to me concerning his best business advice: ‘Son, use your head and not your…’ .”
2) Jack: “My head tells me Phyllis, but my loins tells me Gloria.”
3) Jack: “Damn! I knew Ashley was eager to replace me at Jabot, but I never suspected she was so mad she would kick me in the jimmy!”
Funny, funny, funny!
lol @ “my LOINS”!