“Don’t worry! Victor WILL order pepperoni on the pizza!”
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Zoperxplex
8 years ago
1) Victor: “Hello kidnappers, this is Victor Newman! From now on you’ll be dealing with me!” Middle Eastern Kidnappers: “Who the hell are you???!!!” Victor: “I’m just joshing with you. Actually, I’ve got nothing. I had to say something to impress the Mrs.” 2) Nikki: “Don’t worry Lauren, Victor can handle himself even under the most extreme circumstances. He’ll get Scotty out safe and sound.” Victor: “Hello, is this terrorist customer service department?” 3) Victor: “Hello G.C.P.D.? I’ve got two crackpots who have barged into my home thinking I’ve got ten million dollars lying around that I can hand over… Read more »
1) Victor: “Hello kidnappers, this is Victor Newman! From now on you’ll be dealing with me!” Middle Eastern Kidnappers: “Who the hell are you???!!!” Victor: “I’m just joshing with you. Actually, I’ve got nothing. I had to say something to impress the Mrs.” 2) Nikki: “Don’t worry Lauren, Victor can handle himself even under the most extreme circumstances. He’ll get Scotty out safe and sound.” Victor: “Hello, is this terrorist customer service department?” 3) Victor: “Hello G.C.P.D.? I’ve got two crackpots who have barged into my home thinking I’ve got ten million dollars lying around that I can hand over… Read more »